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Canada wildfires are messing up our beautiful American air. We must invade immediately.

Rex Huppke, USA TODAYComments Off on Canada wildfires are messing up our beautiful American air. We must invade immediately.

Like most Americans, I am OUTRAGED that Canada is mucking up our beautiful air quality with smoke from its presumably maple-scented wildfires.

     
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