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Author: Rex Huppke, USA TODAY

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DeSantis is losing to Trump in Florida? Time to label the former president ‘woke’!

July 11, 2023Rex Huppke, USA TODAYComments Off on DeSantis is losing to Trump in Florida? Time to label the former president ‘woke’!

Gov. Ron DeSantis has a ‘Florida man’ problem in former President Donald Trump, who’s leading the governor by 20 points in a Florida GOP primary poll.

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Just a quick heads up: AI-powered robots will kill us. K, bye.

July 9, 2023Rex Huppke, USA TODAYComments Off on Just a quick heads up: AI-powered robots will kill us. K, bye.

Don’t worry too much about climate change. Hordes of artificially intelligent robots will probably kill us first. (Sad trombone.)

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Flailing DeSantis campaign leans into anti-LGBTQ ad, tries to out-cruel Trump

July 6, 2023Rex Huppke, USA TODAYComments Off on Flailing DeSantis campaign leans into anti-LGBTQ ad, tries to out-cruel Trump

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis is embracing a presidential primary campaign ad many have called overtly homophobic. Who’s advising this guy?

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Why is America not the lawless, gun-free, socialist wasteland Republicans warned us about?

July 2, 2023Rex Huppke, USA TODAYComments Off on Why is America not the lawless, gun-free, socialist wasteland Republicans warned us about?

Last I checked, there are 3,756 Republicans running for the GOP presidential nomination, and the vast majority of them want voters to be terrified.

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Moms for Liberty newsletter quotes Adolf Hitler, complains about being labeled ‘extremist’

June 22, 2023Rex Huppke, USA TODAYComments Off on Moms for Liberty newsletter quotes Adolf Hitler, complains about being labeled ‘extremist’

The Hamilton County, Indiana chapter of the conservative parents’ rights group, Moms for Liberty, apparently just learned Hitler was a bad person.

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Elon Musk declares ‘cisgender’ a slur on Twitter. What about ‘fragile man with big ego’?

June 22, 2023Rex Huppke, USA TODAYComments Off on Elon Musk declares ‘cisgender’ a slur on Twitter. What about ‘fragile man with big ego’?

In the latest episode of “Wealthy White Dudes Get Their Feelings Hurt,” free-speech absolutist Elon Musk has decided the word “cisgender” is a slur.

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Losing already? Maybe Ron DeSantis’ flailing presidential campaign caught ‘woke mind virus.’

June 18, 2023Rex Huppke, USA TODAYComments Off on Losing already? Maybe Ron DeSantis’ flailing presidential campaign caught ‘woke mind virus.’

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis’ young presidential campaign is stumbling like a drunk fraternity bro with flop sweat.

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As Trump is indicted again, Republican primary foes must answer: Will you pardon him?

June 14, 2023Rex Huppke, USA TODAYComments Off on As Trump is indicted again, Republican primary foes must answer: Will you pardon him?

After Donald Trump’s second arrest, his GOP presidential primary opponents face a question: If elected, will you pardon the former president?

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I don’t want to live in a country where Trump could be held accountable

June 11, 2023June 11, 2023Rex Huppke, USA TODAYComments Off on I don’t want to live in a country where Trump could be held accountable

Are we really the kind of county that allows ‘evidence’ to go before a ‘grand jury’ then lets that grand jury ‘vote to indict’ a former president?

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Canadian wildfire smoke has liberals breaking out masks. I say soot is good for you!

June 8, 2023Rex Huppke, USA TODAYComments Off on Canadian wildfire smoke has liberals breaking out masks. I say soot is good for you!

America gets a couple days of perfectly natural smoke coming in from Canada and northeastern liberals immediately break out their ‘face diapers.’

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