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Author: Rex Huppke, USA TODAY

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I apologize to ‘Dilbert’ comic creator Scott Adams for forcing him to be racist

February 28, 2023Rex Huppke, USA TODAYComments Off on I apologize to ‘Dilbert’ comic creator Scott Adams for forcing him to be racist

As a member of ‘the media,’ I would like to formally apologize for forcing ‘Dilbert’ cartoonist Scott Adams to unleash a racist rant on YouTube.

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Honey of an interview: I asked a bear for his opinion of ‘Cocaine Bear.’ Here’s his review.

February 24, 2023Rex Huppke, USA TODAYComments Off on Honey of an interview: I asked a bear for his opinion of ‘Cocaine Bear.’ Here’s his review.

The new movie ‘Cocaine Bear’ has caused a buzz in the human world. But I wondered: How are bears feeling about this carnivore-centric flick?

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Marjorie Taylor Greene wants a ‘national divorce.’ This liberal says: ‘Let’s do it!’

February 22, 2023February 22, 2023Rex Huppke, USA TODAYComments Off on Marjorie Taylor Greene wants a ‘national divorce.’ This liberal says: ‘Let’s do it!’

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene proposed a ‘national divorce’ that would separate the country by red states and blue states. Let’s do this thing, Marge!

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Fox News’ election lies vs. sexism from CNN’s Don Lemon. The difference? Accountability.

February 21, 2023February 21, 2023Rex Huppke, USA TODAYComments Off on Fox News’ election lies vs. sexism from CNN’s Don Lemon. The difference? Accountability.

Fox News has not apologized for lies about election fraud. But at CNN, Don Lemon was swiftly held accountable for sexist comments about Nikki Haley.

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President Biden is dividing America with his hatred of balloons. Is nothing sacred?

February 17, 2023Rex Huppke, USA TODAYComments Off on President Biden is dividing America with his hatred of balloons. Is nothing sacred?

President Joe Biden is again trying to divide the nation, this time by teaching us to hate the most American of all inflatable objects: the balloon.

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Tough-guy Ron DeSantis defeats Woke Disney! Except … he didn’t. At all.

February 14, 2023February 14, 2023Rex Huppke, USA TODAYComments Off on Tough-guy Ron DeSantis defeats Woke Disney! Except … he didn’t. At all.

If you dig combatting wokeness, the imaginary villain that haunts Republican fever dreams, then Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis is your superhero du jour.

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‘Dark Brandon’ shows up at State of the Union, mops the floor with lost Republicans

February 8, 2023February 8, 2023Rex Huppke, USA TODAYComments Off on ‘Dark Brandon’ shows up at State of the Union, mops the floor with lost Republicans

President Joe Biden came out with vim and vigor in the State of the Union address and mopped the House floor with the Republican Party’s remains.

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Stop trying to make sense of Marjorie Taylor Greene. She inhabits a world of nonsense.

February 5, 2023Rex Huppke, USA TODAYComments Off on Stop trying to make sense of Marjorie Taylor Greene. She inhabits a world of nonsense.

The GOP has taken Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene — arguably the most ludicrous lawmaker in an age of ludicrousness — and awarded her legitimacy.

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China clones ‘super cows,’ uddering in Cold Milk War. America must respond.

February 2, 2023Rex Huppke, USA TODAYComments Off on China clones ‘super cows,’ uddering in Cold Milk War. America must respond.

I don’t mean to sound alarmist, but America faces an immediate and existential threat that should alarm you: Chinese super cows.

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California mass shootings show America is too focused on motive instead of solutions

January 25, 2023January 25, 2023Rex Huppke, USA TODAYComments Off on California mass shootings show America is too focused on motive instead of solutions

Reaction to the Monterey Park mass shooting at a Lunar New Year celebration showed how many Americans skip straight to asking: What was the motive?

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